One fucking good sammich!
I travel quite a bit for work, and am always on the lookout for something new to eat. Fortunately I've topped out at about 185-190 at my age and don't seem to be putting more weight on as I eat. God forbid I might have to take up exercising and a diet. I could give a shit about having a Bowflex Body. I don't even want my future girlfriend to have one. I want a little chunky monkey on them. And she damn well better like to eat, because I cook, and it ain't Weight fucking Watchers. So, recently I was in Pittsburgh, and the clients I was working for said I had to try Primanti's. Said you can't come to Pittsburgh and not at least try it. Now, I'm always up for a good Reuben, so my drinking compatriot traveling with me and I said 'Hell, why not!'. They serve beer, so what did we have to lose? Well, it turns out we probably lost a few days on our lives. We went to a location in what is known as the Strip District. No, it's not loaded with strip clubs, much to my dismay. But it does smell an awful lot like bad pussy, meaning, fish. It's a pretty seedy docking area for trucks and a lot involving fish. We found the restaurant and entered on in. Being the area it was, the inside is pretty low key run down, very 'working man diner'ish'. Definitely a 'greasy spoon'. We ordered a few sandwiches, and then came the surprise. Now, I'm no stranger to cole slaw on a sandwich. In the south most bbq sandwiches have it on them. The sliced tomato was ok with me to. But to find it loaded with french fries was quite the surprise. Nothing that any kid probably hasn't done to his burger, but this place makes a living on it.
